RANDOM - Sony announces “Another One Of Us” remake, exclusively for PS Vita

Low hanging fruit.

By Randy Pitchfork
03/10/22

In a clearly copy and pasted press release, Sony have today announced a brand new edition of Naughty Dog’s 2013 lightning doesn’t strike thrice action adventure title The Last of Us. “Another One of Us” will see several key changes, including the addition of a brand new infected type (the vicious Cordyceps mutation “Buyoutsaboteur”), alongside next gen uber haptics and a third throwable item.

Details of the third throwable item are being kept under wraps, but people who like to break NDA’s and shit all over the official reveals of a dev teams hard work have exclusively informed us that said throwable will in fact be a slightly heavier brick.

Please look forward to not being able to pre-order the special edition in your region.