RANDOM - Bloodborne remake announced for PSP Go

Ad-hoc that and smoke it.

By Randy Pitchfork
08/08/23

In an exclusive insider scoop greasy palms back door shady deal, thatHITBOX is proud to reveal that a remake of Bloodborne is coming to PSP Go in the first half of 2024. The “Axiom Sephiroth Excalibur” edition includes a 3 page art book with 78 blanks pages, and several appropriately branded pencils which let you fill in the original concept sketches for yourself.

This is the most bonker balls Keighley nug since Rockstar decided to drop the deuce that Red Dead Redemption is also re-releasing for consoles you don’t care about as much anymore. In what is clearly becoming a regrettable trend, “InsidaAndrewTripleD” commented that this shows how major publishers are now more than willing to excite and disappoint with a single announcement. Also, he said you should buy Prime, and just because it hasn't happened yet doesn't make the story inaccurate.

Moving forward, please be excited for an Unreal Engine 5 powered version of Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts, a fully rebuilt Star Trek: Bridge Commander as a turn based JRPG, and more bloated Zelda games.