RANDOM - Turn 10 Studios reveals that Forza Motorsport will launch without menus

Lets all go to the broom broom.

By Randy Pitchfork
15/08/23

After an unprecedented string of announcements detailing things that won’t be in the game at launch, Turn 10 Studios have turned things around and it turns out that Forza Motorsport will feature a menu-less, voice only interface connected directly to Chat GPT. You simply tell the A.I. skynet matrix exactly what you want to do, and it will then awkwardly matchmake you into a shared world lobby that will take forever to get to the next event. What an unbelievable turn of events.

Han Picklewalt, a spokesperson of sorts for Xbox Game Studios, leant back on his Mustang and casually commented: “this is the kind of next generation innovation that our players can expect from the new Forza Motorsport. We here at Turn 10 Studios believe that this incredible next step will be a benefit to all players. But fuck split screen though. Who wants to play together in the same room?!”.

Post launch support will include hovercars, an exclusive crossover with Tyrese from Fast and the Furious, and the “Turn, Turn, Turn” game mode, which is a race with a number of tight turns.

Also, Turn 10.

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