RANDOM - Forget Things That Matter, Because Starfield’s Exclusivity Is The Real Hot Topic

Stupid’s gonna stupid.

By Randy Pitchfork
31/08/21

The ingenuity of idiots never ceases to amaze. In a move somehow bolder than both Fake News and Alternative Facts combined, a small, loud subset of worryingly obsessive “gamerz” are continuing to fret over whether or not Starfield is actually console exclusive to Xbox. I mean… it is. But the idea that it might not be is, you know, worth talking about. Apparently. One can only imagine the level of boredom required to generate this much noise and hearsay out of something so innocuous.

In a statement posted to social media, PlayStation enthusiast AloyzCheekBones69 (who may or may not be a real person at this point) stated that “If Xbox gets to have nice things, then why can’t PlayStation? I mean, I’ve been moaning about Naughty Dog’s “wokeness”, Aloy’s “normalness”, and cross gen releases for the last eighteen months, and now this happens?! There aren’t enough hours in the day to cover this much pointless controversy!”

Of course, what matters most is the truth. And the truth is… Starfield is exclusive to Game Pass supported devices and the Internet is a soupy mess of entitlement and manufactured nonsense. This issue REALLY needs to go away now.